Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Off to the Isle of Love and Magical Loveness Magic...


Hark!  Hello, kids.  I'm heading out to Santa Catalina Island for another (my 8th, to be exact) summer of fun on this Saturday.  I promised a number of my friends that I would keep my blog up to date while I was away.  It's funny that friends would expect me to make such a promise.  I don't think that's a very friend-like thing to do.  I won't mention any names... you know who you are.  I won't mention any names, but I do expect compensation for my quiet keeping of this secret.  You may make payment in the form of money (of course), baked goods, magical fairy toenails, or money.  I haven't written anything for quite sometime.  I hope you know that I have blackmailing power.  I could write things about you.  I could write terrible things about you.  They would be terrible on a few levels, but I'll let you figure those out.

What am I even getting at?  I think I know what you're not telling me.  Your jumpy steps speak loudly and clearly.  And, fortunately, my Blogger now saves my drafts automatically!  This is a good thing and ensures that you will get to read my nonsense no matter what.  My dog Gunther is the best dog in the world.  I will stand and challenge anyone who wants to contend.  Merry tidings to ya'll.  I'm off to the ma'll.

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